tv and sugar

I started taking vitamins. As an experiment. I really think it's infinitely better just to eat well, but, I am testing my belief. The first 3 times I swallowed the green megapills I felt pretty energetic. I'm on my 5th or 6th dose and I don't get that energy anymore. It was likely due to other factors.
I was considering measuring the length of my hair now and at the end of the vitamin month to see the difference. Then do the same thing sans vitamins. Breaking edge of science right here.
Also, I'm getting super fat. Out of control porky. All of a sudden in the last couple weeks I'm outgrowing my clothes. Fatty McFattenstein. I blame television....just for fun. I have had fantasies of smashing it to bits. It compels me to sit on my ass much more than I would without it and it contributes nothing of value to my life. What do you think Chris? Putting it in the coldest room in the house only makes us use blankets. Damn tv and sugar.