you gotta

give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning
I am hatching a master plan....
do you want to be involved?
I'll tell you what....meet me at 7 pm around the corner....you may be glad you did.
I am growing younger all the time. Every day that I get older, I get two days younger. I can feel it. I have no idea what my real adjusted age would be. Sometimes, in the past mostly, I will age 3 days in one day. And then maybe I will age a day and get one day younger in the same day....so then it cancels itself out and it's like a plain old free day. Then there's this whole other deal like....sometimes I'm so busy or for whatever reason not paying attention at all and it'll be a span of maybe a whole month and perhaps I only aged 2 weeks during that time, but since I haven't been looking, it is like 2 weeks of aging all in one day!!! I can tell you what my birth day is, but that won't tell you anything.
Ponder with me a moment.....have you ever seen a super hot older lady? Of course you have. And then I'm sure you've seen a pretty unattractive young person eh? Well, so I could be ugly as cardboard and growing younger doesn't do me a darn bit of good. Well, lucky for me, I'm pretty as a bluebird.